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My raggedy corner on the Internet to post long-form things which are too long for Twitter threads. Videogame reviews sometimes. Film reviews occasionally. Life shit maybe.

In the event that there are barely any updates here (which happens frequently), you can find me on Twitter and also at my other blog dedicated to music where I post album reviews on a weekly basis.

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