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Review: Last Bronx | Yes. Everything is rubbish. By Random J

Before Soul Calibur came Last Bronx. A weapons based beat 'em up from the very same folk who brought us Fighting vipers, Virtua Fighter and were responsible for the graphics board that ran the titties-'em-up game Dead or Alive. Unlike these games, Last Bronx didn't get to see a sequel. But it was nice whilst it lasted, and at least gave us a taste of 1-v-1 beat 'em ups with weapons.

Last Bronx enjoyed a Saturn conversion that even Sega's beloved Virtua Fighter games hadn't been treated to until the release of Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution. Last Bronx featured a full on anime intro (complete with your obligatory J-Rock sing-a-long theme), a story mode, extra options. And for the Japanese release: a second disc complete with a full on tutorial mode, complete with blackboards explaining the in's and outs of the fighting system and explanations from the characters themselves.

Review: Last Bronx | Yes. Everything is rubbish. By Random J

As with Fighting vipers, Last Bronx wasn't seen as a staple in the Sega library as Virtua Fighter was, but got characters whom were well designed, memorable and an all-round cooler bunch than the Virtua Fighter crew. Virtua Fighter had a brain-dead blonde woman, a ninja in blue pyjamas and a white man in a red jumpsuit and plimsolls. Last Bronx had a cheerleader, a tanned punk in leather trousers who wields nunchucks and a blonde haired man in dungarees with a giant hammer.

Review: Last Bronx | Yes. Everything is rubbish. By Random J

As with many of Sega's games at the time, the arcade version ran on their Model 2 arcade board. The Saturn hardware was not capable of running a Model 2 game without some graphical downgrades and Last Bronx suffered because of this. The fully 3D and animated backdrops were replaced with JPEGs and the characters were not as detailed as those in the arcade version. Despite the downgrades Last Bronx was still a decent looking game on the Saturn, and it ran smoothly. It certainly looked better than Virtua Fighter 2 and Fighting Vipers.

Last Bronx was a decent arcade game and was a welcomed Saturn release because it was one of the first arcade-to-home conversions Sega did that featured a great deal of extra content over the arcade release: something that every arcade game released on Saturn up to this point had failed to receive. The main problem with Last Bronx is that the fighting system featured little depth. Battles were pretty much a case of juggle, ground attack, juggle, ground attack, juggle, K.O. Characters had very limited move sets and the game featured few characters, so there was little to master.

Review: Last Bronx | Yes. Everything is rubbish. By Random J

The Saturn port of Last Bronx version is commended for featuring smooth graphics and home exclusive extras. But the lack of depth, a VS mode which gets stale real quick and a lack of unlockables prevent it from being a long term title worth hunting for.

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Solid graphics
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Cool audio
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ A nice bit of home exclusive content

๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ Lack of depth
๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ Not enough options
๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ Short term appeal

Verdict: Fun for quick plays, but zero longevity.

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