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How a fridge can help your game with the ladies

Written by Random J •
There's lots of things us guys do to help our game with the ladies. But did you know that your fridge can help that game!? Some may struggle to get the ladies back to the house full stop. But for those who do and they want to keep the game tight (...now adopting a Chi-town attitude...) "Fix up yo' fridge n***a!!!"

Mr. Chi-City tells us how a stocked fridge can help with the ladies and gives his recommendations on what you should cop and for whom.



My fridge and freezer stays pretty stocked with all kinds of shit because I eat anything, everything and my tastes change like the weather - so I have to accommodate that. But I'll be bearing Mr. Chi-City's words in mind next time I'm rolling down the juice and drinks aisles of ASDA.

I forgot that Coca-Cola came in cherry flavour. I've not seen that shit in YEARS! I'll have to keep an eye out for it, because I used to love the stuff.

Mr. Chi-City is the truth. I love this man. And "BAYUM!!! Snay-acks own snay-acks n***a!" is now my ringtone.
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  1. Junlee6 June 2009 at 02:46

    Where's the other chi-city video?! I've been watching it and DYIN laughing. I need ya comment!

    I watch this one in a second.

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  2. Junlee6 June 2009 at 03:14

    LMAO, OMG it's so true about the kool-aid having too much juice at the top. That shit squirts on me all the time.

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  3. Ice Koobs8 June 2009 at 23:01

    I wish I could get a woman let alone women.
    Then maybe I would have a reason to stock up like that.

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  4. Brenda18 October 2009 at 11:18

    Hahaha "I can't believe its not butter, you can drink this shit cause its not really butter, just butter flavour" WHERE CAN I GET ME SOME? Awesome

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