Tomenasanner = WTF?

Somebody needs to to a drug raid at Namco and Konami's HQ's, because I'm convinced somebody is pushing weed or some form of LSD up in those buildings. Because as if Muscle March wasn't cuckoo enough, now we have Tomenasanner for Wii ware. I have no idea what a 'Tomenasanner' is or what it even means. Googling indicates that nobody really does. But I'm just going to say it's the name of the main character. Why? Because it makes him sound cool. (Tomansanner-san? Yep. That'll do!)

Tomenasanner started life as a mobile phone game, which Konami will be chucking on the Wii via Wii ware. The trailer below is from said version, but the Wii release will be more or less the same. Graphically it'll probably look on par.

The purpose of the game is just to run through stages as quick as possible, whilst coming across all matter of madness like dinosaurs, balloons, cactus's and shit. There really isn't much sense to the game, but it looks wicked, and I want it in my life as soon as possible. How can you not love a game featuring a salary man who break dances in a suit, a Panda who can 2-step and a fat black girl with a blonde weave in a Japanese school girl outfit doing the running man!? UK release please.

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