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Oh, hell no...

Written by Random J •
Barbie and the bottom of the barrel...scraped clean
The game should be called Barbie and the 3 bitches scraping the bottom of the barrel. Redemption for this wrong doing would only be if you could punch and stab Barbie and her musketeers bitches in the face.

I had no idea Barbie was still going! Not that I would. It's hardly something I subscribe to. But in a landscape where girls don't seem to be hot on dolls like they were back in the late 80's / early 90's - I'm surprised Barbie hasn't been crunched by the credit. Or maybe she has, hence this mess of a game. Who knows? More so, who cares!? I don't. Although I still dedicated a blog post to it. Touché.
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  1. Junlee12 September 2009 at 06:39

    *shakes head*

    I know Barbie is still going strong 'cuz the bitch has tons of books in the kids section.

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