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The most amazing thing I've seen today... Joss Whedon talks sex, Romney and zombies (Note: He doesn't really talk about sex)

Written by Random J •
I wasn't as interested as I should be in the Obama and Romney battle. Not because I don't care. But because an electoral battle just isn't fun unless there are roundhouse kicks, lead pipes, bellows of HOW ARE YOU KEN!? and a projectile ball of energy involved. But for all of Romney's binders of women, love of Jesus and being named after a type of glove which are quite frankly more than enough to have you not back his ass. Joss Whedon had revealed the humdinger. Mitt would fuck up in the midst of a zombie apocalypse and could well cause one. I'm so glad dudes like Joss are of this world. This is the type of shit Anderson Cooper would NEVER tell you.



I always had a soft spot for Joss as a result of Buffy. Something which developed into love as a result of The Avengers (watched it 6 times ya'll!). But I want him to now be my husband. I want him to lay his head in my lap and read me excerpts from Dickens' a tale of two cities as I stroke his balding head.

If I were an American, I know who I'd vote for. Joss Whedon for president!! Marry me please.
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  1. J Shinoske9 November 2012 at 23:00

    How did I miss this brilliance?! Joss won my heart when he created Buffy, so we might have to fight over his hand in marriage. Lol. I am happy that this particular form of the apocalypse is averted though. Thank you for sharing this!

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