Puerto Rico is an island. Surrounded by water.

This is an island Link. Surrounded by water. Big water... | Random J

I have to hand it to the orange cockatoo. He can't run a country for shit, but he continually outdoes himself. Just when I think he can't be any worse of human being, he plummets to new depths. And just when I think he couldn't possibly say anything more stupid than what he said the day before, he opens his mouth and coughs up another corn kernel infested piece of shit.

Puerto Rico is going through it having been hit by a hurricane, in the wake of what has felt like a conveyor belt of natural disasters lately. Now, we all know that Trump has no care nor compassion for anybody with a skin tone darker than the hexadecimal colour #FCE6C9. So he was never going to go to any lengths to support recovery efforts for the people of Puerto Rico. When the carrot iced cupcake finally made a public statement these were his words...

"This is an island. Surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water".

Nothing he said made any sense. Even when you place it in the context of a video game which is set in an expanse of water with a talking boat it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Everybody and their dead great aunt knows that Puerto Rico is an island. And you don't need to tell somebody that an island is surrounded by water, because OF COURSE IT FUCKING IS. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A DAMN ISLAND.

I can't help you with the definition of "big water" I'm afraid. Not heard that one before. Could be a spell in a Final Fantasy game. Or it could be a jet ski racing game on the Nintendo Switch. You'd need to ask Oompa weave piece.

'It's an island tho' is not a valid reason to hesitate and drag your feed sending aid and commissioning rescue efforts to a place in desperate need when you have the power and resource to do so. Because be rest assured, if the island of Manhattan were to get hit with a hurricane and every single one of Trump's towers got blown into oblivion, he'd have that rescue effort swoop in faster than Iron man.

This Sainsbury's carrier bag is neglecting to do a damn thing, because it would mean helping with a skin tone darker than Melania who speak Spanish. And to then have the nerve to call the Mayor of San Juan's leadership poor when she's wading through 'big water' with a megaphone to try and help her people?! Sunny D. Trump's foulness knows no bounds.

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