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Dead Fantasy III and IV

Written by Random J •
Dead Fantasy III & IV
It's been so long I forgot all about the Dead Fantasy epic's and that we had more to go after I and II. But Dead Fantasy III and IV are now both available thanks to the stupidly insane talents of Monty Oum. You can catch the videos after the jump in all their epicness.





These may as well have been called 'Final Fantasy ownage'. Because both Tifa and Yuna's Aeons all took it up their arse-holes in both of these videos. I know Dead or alive needs to be shown some love too, but DAMN! Did Tifa really have to take such a beating from Hitomi like that? She got raped. The girl can't catch a break. Cloud denies her the loving in Final Fantasy VII. Advent children she takes it like a bitch after 10 minutes of handing a dude his balls and making like Spider-Man up in a church, and in Dead fantasy III she gets the materia knocked out of her vagina. And those who've seen the preview to Dead Fantasy V know that the beatings don't stop once Tifa gets her arse knocked out into the snow.

These were cool to watch, but I think Dead Fantasy I and II were much, MUCH better. They had more wow factor. I guess because so much went on within the first 2 instalments, and the choreography was so insane, that the follow up's were always going to have a hard time. The videos are still amazing though. And Monty Oum's talent is not in question. I certainly couldn't do even 10 seconds worth of what he's done across all of his works. An amazingly talented guy.
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  1. Junlee24 July 2009 at 06:31

    Dead Fantasy II was the peak of epicness, and the remaining episodes were always gonna be hard pressed to match it, much less top it. These are awesome though, and I'm very curious to see where he's going to with it, considering all that happened in Dead Fantasy II with all the characters. We got a glimpse of Kairi, but I need more!

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  2. lilithdarkstorm24 July 2009 at 13:22

    I saw these in low quality a while back but it's great to see the full quality. It's such a great series!

    I'm surprised you didn't have much to say about Dead Fantasy IV - I thought the aeons and Yuna changing into her summoner self were great! And I totally didn't expect Cloud considering he's the first male to enter the series (although he does look very femine).

    In regards to the FF 'Ownage' thing; the FF characters were very much in charge (especially with Rinoa on board) in Dead Fantasy II, so I guess the creator wanted them to have equal footing.

    Looking forward to the high quality Dead Fantasy V

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  3. Random J24 July 2009 at 13:39

    The Yuna Summoner thing was hella cool. It gooes without saying really. But the Aeon's got raped SO badly. Bahamut got gang-raped before he even got an attack out. I was half expecting the Magus sisters and Anima to make an appearance, but I'm glad they didn't. FF fans would've been in more of an uproar if Aeons as powerful as those got taken down easily.

    I don't think the 'Dead or alive' chicks got beat down half as bad as Tifa and Yuna's Aeon's did. Tifa actually got RAPED! From start to finish 'Dead Fantasy III' was just watching Tifa take it from the front and back and in the face from Hitomi.

    It'll be interesting to see what happens with Kairi. Sora's blatantly going to make an appearance and lay some smackdown. Hayate is also due a beating.

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  4. Jemel27 November 2009 at 08:07

    plain put out there i love dead or alive but that poor tifa.....that almost made me cry but she was still beaten ass but with all the rape charges she got going on its gonna be a hell of fight..Hayate need that ass beat and im pretty sure cloud not toying with him and hitomi yeah enough said bitch i luv u but tifa coming 4 u...and kasumi dont luk so happy so helena smart ass got body bag waiten 4 her...Monty's a genius he a computer expert in my eyes...

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  5. Random J27 November 2009 at 14:37

    I know!! The whole time I was rooting for her, like "Puh-LEASE 'Final heaven' these bitches, pull out a spell, SUMTHIN'!" *lol*

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  6. MICHAEL24 July 2010 at 05:15

    Awe i was soooo ticked how Tifa got her ass beat but you put up such a great fight for the fact that i is Tifa vs like 80 gazillion ninja ppl and hitomi and tht douch bag in the white buty im happy that she'll be back in number 6 and what not i mean she is the only reason i watch dead fantasy :) and boy cant wait to see cloud kick that white ninja dudes ass when he finds out what he put Tifa through. it almost makes me feel for the teleporting douche muncher.

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