A Guardian hero in your life will make that shit extra better.

Guardian heroes is one of my all time favourite games on the Saturn. Quirky anime style. Sheer on-screen mayhem. Some basic RPG-like leveling up elements. And it being a scrolling beat 'em up just rounded off the F**KING AWESOME!! So I'm absolutely stoked that this game will be getting a HD re-release. This was a criminally overlooked game on the Saturn. So this is a great chance for those who owned it, to own it in HD. Those who played it but didn't fancy taking out a second mortgage to afford a Saturn and a copy of this game, to own it at an affordable price. And for all those who had heard of it, but never played it; to check out what the fuss was all about.

This release should have happened sooner. But I'm just happy it's happening at all. I was beginning to think nobody was answering my prayers, and that Sega were annoying my letters, my sack of post-it's and the blimp I hired to hover above their offices. I'm really glad I didn't have to send this tweet to Sega...

...because things could have gotten ugly. And word would have gotten out how I'm a little bit crazy. And frankly, I just can't have that.

I wrote a review of Guardian heroes yonks ago. But if you can't be bothered to read through it, then here's my quick verdict of this game: BUT IT NAOW!!

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