OMFG! Kaidan is back!!

Kaidan, Shepard & Liara | Mass effect 3 reunion

This looks like a squad unit to me. Which means despite being pretty much omitted save for all of 5 minutes in Mass effect 2, Kaidan will return as part of your squad in Mass effect 3! Providing you didn't leave him to die in Mass effect 1...like I did.

Not a day goes past when I do not regret leaving Kaidan to fry on Virmire. I never should have put a hoe before a bro. Especially when that hoe was a racist hoe.

Looks like I'll be going back through Mass effect 1 to make shit right. And then back through Mass effect 2. I'm hoping my post completion saves will be my friend. If not, then I will kick a tramp in the gut.

That shadow broker gig must have kicked Liara's arse and then her face, because she looks BEAT in that shot above! Shepard and Kaidan on the other hand are bringing sexy back to the galaxy, and look like they're ready to go f**k somebody. Or in Shepard's case: anybody. We all know that man is a whore and that he has NO standards.

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