Vanille gets sexy for the summon

This whole summon sequence looked like something out of a Dove commercial. A real kick arse Dove commercial with explosions and robots and shit. I'm not subtle, so I'll just come out say it: Vanille looked like she was having an orgasm when Hecatoncheir unleashed it's final attack. And then seeing that he was touching her titty when the dust cleared just ran that thought home.

Hecatoncheir does look mighty cool. It reminds me of Rikku's special dressphere from Final Fantasy X-2.

I wonder if these summons prove pivotal and will actually be useful in Final Fantasy XIII... I could count on one hand how many times I used summons in Final Fantasy XII. Four! They were so bloody useless, shitty looking, forgettable and un-interesting that I didn't waste my time trying to acquire those aside from the ones you get as part of the plot. A far cry from my gaming days on Final Fantasy X, where I used to switch in Yuna and use summons all the time, and went out of my way to gain the extra ones.

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