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Chris & Sheva get sexy for the reunion

Written by Random J •
Chris & Sheva get sexy for Resident evil 5: Gold
Given the effort that Chris put into getting his buff physique, it's only natural he'd want to show it off, and catch a nice tan whilst he's kicking it in the hazed heat of Kijuju. As well as cater to his gay fanbase. And would you catch a look at Sheva! Titties about to pop out. Tight corset belt. Short skirt. Patent leather knee highs. A slapper version of a fairy tale character costume. Capcom did not miss a beat with her outfit!

You can catch Chris and Sheva showing the world how to stay sexy in the midst of an infection outbreak after the jump.




The Merceneries reunion looks like what you'd expect: the original mode with some tweaks. 'The mines' look to be even more of a bitch with rabid dogs and fat black men with poles on the loose to make your life a misery - alongside Molotov cocktail slinging locals and the Reaper. 'Public assembly' is now overrun with those annoying insect things - the last things you'd want grabbing a hold of you when The executioner is on the loose, because those thing hold you for AGES.

Mo' sexy outfits for Sheva can only be a good thing. And gay gamers will appreciate Chris running around buffed out like he's about to gag a man, chain him to a table and whip him down fast then slow. But I hope Capcom haven't skimped on what The mercenaries reunion could really do with: S.T.A.R.S Jill, Nemesis Jill and Josh as playable characters, and a couple of new maps. I could seriously do with some new maps right about now. I've clocked in some serious hours with the originals, and I think I've done everything there is to do with Public assembly but have sex with it.

If Capcom choose not to be money scrounging bastards for a hot minute, they could put The Mercenaries reunion up on the PSN and LIVE marketplaces separate from Resident evil 5: Gold. Because I'd rather have just the additional Merceneries mode than the whole Spencer mansion mission. Well, if it were free I'd take it. But it isn't, so that's that.

Oh shit. Who am I kidding? I'm so gonna cave and buy this whole damn game again. I will fight it though. I can't let Capcom win! It's all about the principle.
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  1. Junlee13 December 2009 at 22:19

    If Capcom choose not to be money scrounging bastards for a hot minute, they could put The Mercenaries reunion up on the PSN and LIVE marketplaces separate from Resident evil 5: Gold. Because I'd rather have just the additional Merceneries mode than the whole Spencer mansion mission. Well, if it were free I'd take it. But it isn't, so that's that.

    This. I was wondering if they could just do that, but who are we kidding? I haven't played RE5, not even Mercenaries, in a loooooong time. Its' just sitting on my game rack looking nice in between Uncharted 2 and Ratchet and Clank.

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  2. Random J14 December 2009 at 00:07

    Capcom could do it. There is no reason why they couldn't. But they'll probably insist you buy all or nothing.

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